The other night, I had PMS.
Major PMS.
Crazy, atomic, nuclear PMS.
Not yet fit for human company after a long day's work, I needed to unwind. So, I set to work on the ultimate PMS food. Not chocolate, not potato chips, not chocolate covered potato chips, even.
No, I rolled up my sleeves and made chicken paillards.
In my opinion, chicken paillards are the perfect thing to make when you're PMS-ing or just feeling generally angry at the world.
Car break down? Make chicken paillards.
Boss say something dumb? Make chicken paillards.
Have a huge pimple right between your eyebrows? Slather on some 2% benzoyl peroxide and make chicken paillards.
Why? Well, they're delicious, of course. But, more important, they involve beating a chicken breast fillet down to 1/4 inch thickness. That's a lot of banging in the kitchen. It's like fight club for people who don't want to hurt other people and like cooking. Now, that's what I call a tension reliever.
So, without further ado, here's my Ultimate PMS Relief Recipe: Dill-licious Chicken Paillards with Tomato Salad.
Ingredients:
2 boneless, skinless chicken breasts, pounded to 1/4 inch thickness
salt and pepper to taste
1/4 cup olive oil
3 tbs dried dill
1 tbs champagne vinegar
1 tbs whole grain mustard
three green onions, sliced
5 campari tomatoes, quartered
Directions:
Preheat a grill pan over medium high heat.
To make the dressing/marinade: in a small bowl, mix together oil, dill, vinegar, mustard, and green onions.
To make the salad: Place quartered tomatoes in a large bowl, season with salt and pepper and drizzle with 3 tbs of the dressing. Set aside until ready to serve.
To make the chicken: Coat chicken with remaining dressing and turn a few times in the glass dish. One at a time, grill chicken breasts for about 3:30 on each side.
Garnish with the tomato salad and serve.
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